Sunday, May 4, 2008

Malaysians' mentality

The westerns have skyscrapers, we also have. even better,
The Twin Tower (two d*ck head pointing towards the sky and a bridge middle of that, not bad hor?), Malaysia Boleh.
The Westerns have F1 Circuits, Malaysia also built one. We named it Sepang, but the ang moh call it as "see peng" , better call it "ham chin peng" la. Malaysia Masih Boleh.
American call them Astronauts, Russia call them Cosmonauts, China call them Taikonauts,
Malaysia call HIM Angkasawan.(only 1 person go up there ma, some more we pay for it), Malaysia Semakin Boleh.

"They like to call me Angkasawan, i cannot do anything ler."

You see, Malaysia has this and that.
We have the longest, shortest, biggest, fattest, oldest, smartest, whatsoever records la but only to be recognised by Malaysian Book Of Records lo. How pathetic is it not?
By the way, dunno which smart ass from us identified Singaporean as the Kiasu nation?
Singapore got twin tower meh? got astronauts meh? got this record that record meh?
Whose kiasu now? Malaysia right? correct? is it?

"Correct Correct Correct".woot~

Singapore's the smartest nation in the world lerh.
They buy raw water from us that cost less than the price of 2 sweets and after they processed, they sell us back at least 3 times more expensive.Malaysia Boleh Bodoh!

Kongkam Malaysia.Duno maths one.thats why they are farmers and fisherman la.


One thing only Malaysia has is a worst than third world mentality with first class facility.

Spotted this opened Chips More packet while doing my groceries over at Alamanda Carrefour.
A few pieces of the chips went missing.
See Malaysians' mentality la.
In short, Malaysia Hampalang Boleh la.

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