I crap and i crap again

MAMA..I LOVE YOU

2008-08-27T00:41:00.002+08:00

happy birthday mum
Too bad i cant back hometown celebrate ur birthday with ya.
Bro chiang and bro chern manage to go back.
I hope u dun blame me..i got class and midterm that week.
If its on weekend i surely go back
I am going back on october..

This blog is dedicated for u mum
hope u have a pleasant birthday.
Love u mum.

Happy Birthday RYL

2008-08-11T00:36:00.002+08:00

Hey come my heartiest wish for baby Sheryl.

Happy birthday to you.

XOXO

A post for creamy lim.

2008-07-11T11:31:00.004+08:00

Sorry you people and my blog.
Its been a long long while since i update my blog huh?
Loke, Valex, Darlie aka Suling, Uchin and the Shaz complaining already.
After hibernating my blog for around 1 month, its time for a fresh post.

The new edition of the Lim family....tadaaaa... Creamy Lim
My brother weih, my hengtai.
Its a chow chow breed.
Listed as one of the most stupid dog.
The most stupid is bull dog.
But my dog damn clever weih..

He knows how to post for camera weih.

He knows how to manja weih.

When i come near him, he will turn around for me to tickle him at his tummy.

He knows how to grab attention, when anyone is near him, he will pee any where he wants.

When he's alone at the car pouch, he will pee at his pee tray.

He's expert in sensing which angle he looks best. He dun bother to look straight at the camera lens in this picture. Poser kononnya.

Creamy guards my house compound during day time only. Midnight comes, he's tired and he need to sleep in his cage. my mum damn sayang him, put a piece of cloth cover the cage. She said night time cold, later Creamy sick. Creamy also sleeps without the distubance of mosquito, cause my mum turn on the mosquito coil for him.

Creamy sleep almost the whole day. After his meal, after his walking session, after he pee and poo. Me and him share a thing in common. We are fat. That's why we are heng tai right, Creamy?

Are dogs meant to be pampered? creamy's damn lucky weih. His food taste good cause i personally tried his dog cookies. His dog milk taste even better, that's what my sister said to me. Great food and milk doesnt come cheap. thats all i can say.

looks like simba(the lion king) right? Fake simba with a big tummy. Creamy, dun sleep and eat so much can ma? Exercise more la, later got hypertension and high cholestrol la.

Hugs + Muaks = XOXO infinity times

2008-06-10T00:49:00.003+08:00

First, i have to say sorry to my blog.
I had been neglecting this blog spot for around 1 month.
Sorry ronronlim, u wont angry hor.
This will be a very short post.
Promise i go back cyber i will start blog more often. Hopefully.

This post is dedicated to somebody's someone right now.
i hope you read this.LOL.
Everyone out there,
Are you ON?
Cause i`m ON
Started from no where and it developed.
It will be a long way to go.
Walk with me please.
Thanks.
XOXO.

Tremor

2008-05-20T07:40:00.002+08:00

Suffered from a two times two second earth quake tremor last night.
When the first tremor happens,my chair was like shaked by somebody.
I guess it was the naughty Loke trying to piss me off.
I look behind but no body was in my room except me.
So, i guess some souls disturbing me.LOL.
Then come the second tremor, My chair was again shaked by somebody.
And again, i looked behind, no one again.
I didn't bother much bout it.
I was playing games that time, planned to ask other housemate bout the stuff after my game.
Before i managed to ask, Loke came into my room and ask me bout the tremor.
He asked whether i noticed earth quake hit Cyberjaya or not.
He told me his experience. His water was shaking and his cpu was shaking as well.LOL.
But, out of 6 people in my house, only me and the Loke felt the tremor.
Maybe others aren't good in their senses.
Or maybe my senses too great already.
By the way, not bad lo experiencing tremor for the first time.
Kinda fun as well. I wanted to experience a bigger tremor la.LOL.
But, Malaysia is at the position that wont experience high scale of earthquake.
I will be safe then.

I ♥heart♥ Mummy

2008-05-11T03:08:00.002+08:00

Mummy's holding my tiny heart.

Mummy's protecting my fragile heart.

Mummy, i love you♥

Happy Mother's Day.

hey dude, its your day

2008-05-10T07:17:00.003+08:00

And the day goes to....Mr. 10

Happy birthday Dude!!

Mr. 10 Yi Hao

Enjoy your 21st year on earth.

Sleepy while holding chivas bottle?

Eyes closing means getting not enough chivas?

Green shirt symbolizes more and more chivas?

But, its still your day right?

Sorry le hao..

Couldn't find any photo taken together with you only.

Please ignore our mentol over there ok?

He's always the drunken master.

Penang trip could not be fun without him is it not?

Nex time we take a picture just only you and me ok?

Yumcha session soon, roti bakar soon, pool and snooker hours soon.

T-hee!!

Its now or never

2008-05-08T17:25:00.002+08:00

Bo eng to post blog la..
Finals coming soon then going back hometown after that.
I assume there will be very few post for my blog.
Study Study Study and hair dropping dropping dropping.
Indome Indomee Indomee
Sleepless sleepless sleepless.
I wan Tony Stark's brain.
LOL.

Malaysians' mentality

2008-05-04T05:10:00.007+08:00

The westerns have skyscrapers, we also have. even better,
The Twin Tower (two d*ck head pointing towards the sky and a bridge middle of that, not bad hor?), Malaysia Boleh.
The Westerns have F1 Circuits, Malaysia also built one. We named it Sepang, but the ang moh call it as "see peng" , better call it "ham chin peng" la. Malaysia Masih Boleh.
American call them Astronauts, Russia call them Cosmonauts, China call them Taikonauts,
Malaysia call HIM Angkasawan.(only 1 person go up there ma, some more we pay for it), Malaysia Semakin Boleh.

"They like to call me Angkasawan, i cannot do anything ler."

You see, Malaysia has this and that.
We have the longest, shortest, biggest, fattest, oldest, smartest, whatsoever records la but only to be recognised by Malaysian Book Of Records lo. How pathetic is it not?
By the way, dunno which smart ass from us identified Singaporean as the Kiasu nation?
Singapore got twin tower meh? got astronauts meh? got this record that record meh?
Whose kiasu now? Malaysia right? correct? is it?

"Correct Correct Correct".woot~

Singapore's the smartest nation in the world lerh.
They buy raw water from us that cost less than the price of 2 sweets and after they processed, they sell us back at least 3 times more expensive.Malaysia Boleh Bodoh!

Kongkam Malaysia.Duno maths one.thats why they are farmers and fisherman la.

One thing only Malaysia has is a worst than third world mentality with first class facility.

Spotted this opened Chips More packet while doing my groceries over at Alamanda Carrefour.
A few pieces of the chips went missing.
See Malaysians' mentality la.
In short, Malaysia Hampalang Boleh la.

Freaky Freaking May 1

2008-05-02T17:17:00.004+08:00

May 1st should be a public holiday to everyone.
Its Labour Day.
For me, under graduate considered as a part of labour as well.
Hey, we use our brainwaves to think ok?
Think until we needed to use hair fall control shampoo.
A type of sacrifice is it not?
Had a presentation on Labour day.
I just cant understand what lecture is thinking.
Its a public holiday la Mister Workaholic.
MMU pay u triple for working on Public holiday?
You ruin my sleep time ok?
I was at first assigned to be one of the presenter but due to some unavoidable circumstances, i was left out.
I am glad with that by the way,
Not emotionally available to present too.

Post Tennis Syndrome

2008-04-26T23:55:00.003+08:00

Its been dinosaur aged that i last played tennis
Tennis causes fatigue.
Now i know how fit Fedex, Nadal, A-Rod are.
Always watch those pro play on tv, thought it will be easy for me.
Who wanted to be my tennis coach?
I am kinda pumped for my next tennis session.

quadruple combo

2008-04-26T05:31:00.002+08:00

Gonna make some shout out over here.
Birthday shout out to my friends.

Happy birthday to all..

Borned 26 April.

1. Mr. Jason Lee over at the states now.2. Miss Vonne currently down under
3. Miss Lee from banting

4. Miss chiew wen

Sorry for not posting your photo, i don't have any by the way.

Just get know you not so long ago.

I hope you don't mind.

round? eye bag?

2008-04-22T00:13:00.003+08:00

First presentation of 2008..

Started with a peace \/

Waited darn long for my group to present,

Second from last.

i am the leading presenter just because i have an english name.

Come on,

tell me honestly,

my face looks round is it?

i gained weight?

kinda imposibble what..

i kinda broke..

Sleep most of the time..

I quoted that "when broke, just sleep as much as you can"

Btw, Suling said she noticed my eye bags only..

Any idea how to eliminate those?

All right all right..i am vain as girl as well..

Normal right?

Guys do care about their face now.

Movie Marathon?

2008-04-19T04:27:00.005+08:00

Friends always talk about their movie marathon over at cinema.
Never experience it before though.
How about movie marathon minus the pop corn, coke and air conditioning plus dolby surround system?
Well, i had my movie marathon as well.
Three continous movie, aint that bad huh?
Three kingdom, Horton hears a who?, Nims island.
Movie time is between 11pm to 4am

The older Andy Lau is, the more masculine he become.

I don't know that Maggie speaks mandarin as well.

The big fat elephant saves the day and the live of another world..

Elephant has good memory in this movie.

Give ABIGAIL BRESLIN (Nim) a few more years and she gonna be hollywood next big star.

My 2.1 surround system, slightly lack of the "umph"...

Going to change it when i accumulate enough cash, slight malfunction some time.

i still remember what i did to your nail last night

2008-04-17T23:03:00.001+08:00

while loke sleeping... Loke heart his toe nail very much

therefore,

i colored it for him..

faster thanks me, loke.

you owe me one ok?

Fragile?

2008-04-15T15:14:00.003+08:00

Kangaroo made of glass?

Lame =.=

Are you the speed demon?

2008-04-14T15:57:00.004+08:00

Vromm vromm...

Rev your engine..

Push it to the red line..

Remp-It

Ever thought YOU are better than Kimi Raikonnen?

Not bad huh?

Proton Wira achieved a top speed of 180 km/h.

Swear to God i didn't drive that fast.

I am not the driver.

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i HEART Freebies muchie

2008-04-13T03:30:00.003+08:00

Who don't love freebies?

Tell me tell me.

Received it from an unknown source.HAHA.

The company insisted to present me and i wouldn't reject it la shouldn't i?

But its a official MU licensed product.

Should have give me Arsenal product what.

Me diehard Arsenal fans la.

Manchester United Number 10.

Mr Wayne Looney Tunes
This item for sale. Anyone interested?
2 UK Pound.
Brand new.
Never open before.
Reason would be i am not a MU fans.

I owned a mini..Do you have one?

2008-04-09T19:19:00.009+08:00

Surprise surprise, i received a letter from Mini, a subsidiaries of BMW Motor Group Malaysia few days back.

My first thought was, Mini wanted to present me a brand new Mini Cooper?

Mini is a cool and zippy car.

I surely can zipped in and out around the town and honk all the chicks.LOL.

When Mini will produce a Mini with wings?

There's a card in the letter and the content is as below.

Notice the venue, its Zouk KL, one of the best venue to hang out.

Argh..miss the chance to go there, because, i opened the mail box last nite.

And the invitation is on April 4th.

If i attend the function, i will have the priviledge to park my car at the Zouk car park

Only cars with the sticker will be able to park in the car park.

Not bad huh if somebody drive a Kancil and park it beside those fancy cars.

The enclosed car sticker.

Limited edition though.

For sale as well.

Anyone interested?

Spotted my new mini?

Its minier than mini.

Get what i mean?

TOTO, Damacai, Magnum faster come to me.

Ong cepat cepat mali, Suey jangan mali.

(Good fortune/luck please come to me)

Embracing Air

2008-04-07T21:22:00.001+08:00

Its all about the money..

2008-04-06T04:43:00.003+08:00

Money is everything!

This piece of 50 perks still usable?

Anyone tell me?

Received it from CIMB ATM though.

How can ATM dispense this type of money to me?

Camera ready? Action~

2008-04-04T17:23:00.003+08:00

Golden Screen Cinemas All Over Malaysia.

Each major town and cities except my home town.

(KB-ian fancy download and pirated DVD)

The latest edition of the GSC family is GSC Alamanda Putrajaya.

Great news for MMU Cyberjaya students, don't have to go all the way to IOI mall, Puchong or The Mines for movie.

Alamanda Putrajaya has it all.

Commerced business on 3rd April 2008.

GSC Alamanda currenly has 5 cineplex and can be expandable to 8 cineplex.

Total capacity is 1086 seats.

I like the blue colour light over the counter.

So vibrant.

It offers a moment of satisfaction.

The chio-est blood on the first day

2008-04-02T15:52:00.005+08:00

My blood fooled me on April fool because i went for blood donation yesterday.

Dear Ti Kong(God), i donated my blood, hope you Po Pi(bless) me always.

I will get good karma isit?

Aiya..can la can la..kira with me so much for what?

Mr Phua , Please la please la, stop doing those noob faces.

Congrats on your first time dude, at least you didn't faint.

my pack of 450ml blood.
Shouldn't it red? Why so black?
Only 5 minutes to settle the whole pack.

it looks like my phone and it rings like my phone but i could not be sure its my phone.

2008-03-29T22:08:00.011+08:00

4 years ago, Samsung launched its first slide-up phone, the SGH-D410C.
It cost about 1.5k at the time and i am one of the proud owner of this phone. Very seldom to use people to use this model of phone, quite a random phone actually.

Kinda chio(cool) phone but slight bulky..

.
.

But guess how much the value of the phone after all this.

How much will the phone cost now? Tell me tell me.

Give me your best price..I accept only internet banking transfer.

It took me almost an hour to dismantle this phone into pieces.

I can tell you, its not an easy job.

Those Korean really seal the phone very well.

Call me Spartan please..call call call..

My tools to dismantle the phone.

Consists of screw drivers, nail cliper, ruler, pen knife.

Anyone out there asking me why i wanted to do such thing?

Why would i destroy a phone?

Cause its spoiled?

Caused Its not functioning as i wanted it to be?

Cause i wanted to see the toughness of Korean product? Sarangheyo Samsung..XOXO~

Stop the crap, the phone spoiled for more than 6 months and it will cost me a big perks to repair it. Better i just dismantle the phone and see what's inside.

You wouldn't know what i might find inside isn't it?

There's always first time for everything

2008-03-29T09:24:00.003+08:00

Whee~ please guess where am i now?

All right..all right..Save your brain wave for more useful stuffs.

Blogging from MMU lecture hall XR 1003.

Woot. first time though. Just finish my exam by the way.
Another mid term for me. This time is management accounting.

Right after the exam member of CyberPreneurship subject having meeting.

Guess what we are going to sell?

Electric toothbrush,man..

Call me 'Nga Chat Lou" (toothbrush dude in cantonese)

Very boring meeting and i was sitting in front of the computer.

After finished playing all those AV system consist of Mic, Projector, Visualizer, etc,

Wat more else to do? blog liao la..Lol.

lizard anchovies

2008-03-28T19:10:00.002+08:00

Feeling gross? Feel like puking? ewww?

Found this cicak bilis beside my house router and modem.

Poor fella..i still wondering how it died?

Crushed by the modem and router? dehydrated by the heat emitted by the modem and router?

Anyone like to have a post mortem on this poor lizard?

Any of my friend studies autopsy?

By the way, this post dedicated to Loke, he gonna love this post very much..

He was shouting like a mad monkey when he found this unfortunate incident.

He told me he thought it was a rubber band or what..

Come on Loke, say 'Eww' or 'Yier' one more time for all my reader please..

Ke Yi Ma?

teehee~

Everything is killing me softly and slowly but surely

2008-03-27T22:02:00.003+08:00

Can anyone prescribe any useful product to enhance my brain wave?

I would like to enhance my academic ability.

By the way, just finished a mid term examination just now..
Very darn damn holy cow holy crap holy shit disappointed with my performance on the exam.

Sleepless nite almost every night. Study study study.

what's the consequences? exam don't even know how to do.

Brain jammned when it matters most.

Brain functions fully when comes to crap.

Cant even answer a quarter of the question paper.

A ratio of a person didn't study for the exam.

Study so much for what?

Already doubting my self will still be able to acheive cgpa and gpa of at least 3.0

Maybe i am too optimistic to make a pledge about achieving the feat.

I don't want to disappoint those who always support me but i feel i failed my self honestly.

Sigh...

Ahhhhh~~~~Life's aint that good

2008-03-26T06:37:00.001+08:00

Sorry for the lack of blog posting again. What is wrong with me? I do have a week of mid term break last week but i dint post anything. Aint blogging suppose to be fun? But why am i post it once a while? By the way..its 639am now and i could not sleep. Trying to think what time zone i am in now? Uk time zone? USA time zone? Malaysia time zone? Every single soul is sleeping now in my house except for me? Even hamsters and kura-kura in my house sleeping as well. Sigh..what's on my mind? Tension? Pressure? Exams + Assignments

Life's Good? Whose brilliant idea? LG, u better change your slogan.

Life's aint that good anyway.

Exit the cyber's way please..

2008-03-18T00:24:00.000+08:00

Ahhhh...finally i blog again after a few days of lapse.I need to thanks Mr. Valex for reminding me to update my blog..Due to his kaope(kind reminder) and it motivates me to update my lame blog.Thanks Lex, XOXO, Teehee~

A few days back i and housmates went to Rahim's Bistro for dinner. Its a relatively cheap restaurant for me as customers can take their own amount of rice and dishes. For a person like me, any self-service restaurant will be a easy prey for me. Everytime i visit this restaurant for meal, i have to choose the biggest fried chicken and take the most amount of cabbage. If i dont do so, felt sorry for my self la.LOL. Definitely going back for more~

One thing amused me after finishing my dinner is the green color sign above the counter. It caught my attention by random actually. It proned me to quickly grabbed Mr Lawrence Loke's reliable camera and snap.Still guessing what's the green sign all about? Never mind, look the photo below for a clearer picture.

ZOMG..Emergency exit sign??!!WTF!!?? Is there any emergency door behind the door?I really doubt it.Maybe boss/es of the shop have a brilliant idea using the emergency exit sign as decoration. What are they thinking actually?In case of emergency, they expect patrons to push the counter aside and exits through the emergency escape? Or they thought cyber folks can teleport just like the movie 'Jumper'?

Opposite the counter there are at least 4 doors as big as above.I will be the first to run i telling cha. What for waste time push the counter aside?
(miss daphne, no need to avoid la. you kinda photogenic ma.LOL)

P/S:
Staff of Rahim Bistro, I salute you in the way you plan for your emergency escape..Don't forget to inform me when you are facing an emergency.I would like to witness how you escape.

twist me please...

2008-03-06T19:07:00.000+08:00

i need this brand of mattress badly..i am quite in pain..

election fever

2008-03-04T00:12:00.000+08:00

According to the 100% accurate kennysia.com Who-To-Vote-This-Election Decision Generator™, I am voting for...

DEMOCRATIC ACTION PARTY!

Who Should You Vote For This Election?

Of moron....

2008-03-02T21:06:00.000+08:00

this served as a lesson to YOU PEOPLE out there..please please..i beg YOU PEOPLE..don't try home party, its energy sapping, u lose all ur image, u can even lose your self due to suffocation in the closet..
p/s : if u have additional pocket money, please go clubbing la eg maison, ruums, bar Celona..watever la..dun be like the moron above.

attempted manslaughter

2008-02-26T17:14:00.000+08:00

Akibat sikap tamak wanted to eat housemate's burger meat wihout his permission. i accidentally cut my hand with my knife..its kinda freak la weih.. the wound is 1.2 cm long and i not dare to measure the deepth of the wound..ki siao meh?
orgasmic..blood oozing old non stop....

Its parcel day..

2008-02-16T21:54:00.000+08:00

Its been a long while that i last received a parcel, two days ago, i received a parcel to my surprise. The Skynet fella la...cant keep his hand off the door bell.. ding dong bell woke me up to redeem tis parcel..whee~ It took me around ten minutes to open tis parcel..too many tapes around it..and i dont wana spoiled the box, wanna keep it for future use..who knows i need a box to send something in future.
ahh....Gardenia bread..all the way from my hometown, Kota Bharu.
not bad ma...still got 3 type of Cadbury snacks
Fuyoh..ang pao some more lerhh..all together there are 6 items in the parcel.
Want a piece of my ang pow? rm 250 in total leh i got..all tis will be my capital in next gambling spreee..~

First timer, 多多指教....

2008-02-16T21:02:00.000+08:00

Welcome on board to the world of blog, Mr ronronlim.

(teehee, xiaxue's pink)

Yuu....finally i got the courage to create a blog for my self. Actually, i wanted to blog stoned-aged ago but my laziness get better of me. Pardon my laziness for that. Cut the crap short, lets get everything started and hopefully i blog often enough as things don't last long with me.